**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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