Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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