Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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