have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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