wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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