We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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