Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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