thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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