I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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