i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
