How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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