You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm at about main and main street
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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