i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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