I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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