she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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