handjob tips. give me some.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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