He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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