Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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