How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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