Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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