I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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