her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Drake has all the answers
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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