In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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