she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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