are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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