Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
God, I missed his penis.
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