I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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