He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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