you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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