Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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