I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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