I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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