I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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