Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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