haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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