we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Vodka?
Forever.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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