You really coming over, don't trick.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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