so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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