If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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