Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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