you win again, gameday.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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