So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I said "one day" and that day is not today
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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