Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
