he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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