dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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