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Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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