i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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