We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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