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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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