Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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