This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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