So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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