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I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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