And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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